![]() ![]() Karen Yuan, culture editor LA residents are baffled by free food deliveries 4.9/5 distressing, keep that gate firmly latched. As Katie Notopoulos writes for GQ, it’s a classic example of internet brain rot: Something petty and entertaining devolving into online harassment. The original TikTok creator, a Pace University student who was really just vibing hard with his bagel, has apparently been receiving racist and homophobic comments for being a gatekeeper. Scouring Google Maps and interviewing bagel shop enthusiasts for more than 80 hours, he eventually pinned down Bagel Market in New York as the source. The Geoguessr champion and possible FBI recruit Trevor Rainbolt, famous for tracking down the location of literally anything even if he’s only got a pixel to go on, jumped on the case. Sam Stone staff writer A Geoguessr champion went viral over finding a “gatekept” bagel, but drama ensuedĪre some things better gatekept? Recently, a TikTok user claimed to “gatekeep” a bagel by not sharing where he bought it from. I'm giving this one a smokey, spiraled 5/5 delicious. If you're not a scientist, let me cut through the jargon for you: spiral hotdog tastes good. According to the (imagined) hotdog scientists that I interviewed, this optimizes its boingy-ness factor, significantly enhances its surface area to capture toppings ratio, and, of course, improves upon the synergy of its crispy-crunchy edges. This groundbreaking hotdog trick is exactly what it sounds like: a traditional dog, scored in a spiral from top to bottom. I was shocked to discover the spiralized hotdog, a brave new innovation by TikTok creator Carolina Gelen in the hotdog space. Of course, we all have our favorites, but by and large there's not much to improve upon when it comes to hotdog design-or so I thought. Saturday afternoons come to mind, for example, or Beyoncé. There are a few things in the world that were created so well, so exactly perfect on the first try that it feels virtually impossible to improve upon them. Urmila Ramakrishnan, associate director of social media Spiral hotdogs are the latest summer BBQ hack But the question remains: What will Spongebob look like when those chocolaty layers melt in the hot summer sun? "Are you ready kids?" Nay nay, captain. "End of times." Others chimed in saying they never liked the gumballs. “They took the gumballs off the spongebob popsicle and replaced them w chocolate chips,” said one. Fans took to Twitter complaining about the pairing of chocolate with the fruit-punch-flavored iced treat. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Absorbent and yellow with…chocolate eyes is he! The Spongebob Popsicle's iconic but creepy gumball eyes are getting replaced with thin chocolaty lookers as part of a "new and improved design," according to a statement to. The SpongeBob Popsicle no longer has gumball eyes ![]() Here’s what else is happening in food moments on the internet this week. Lastly, in LA, some neighborhood residents are pissed after repeatedly receiving unsolicited, free deliveries of McDonalds from UberEats. A Geoguessr whiz used his ace geography whiz to track down a “gatekept” bagel, but the story didn’t end well. In other food news, spiral hot dogs are making the rounds online, and they’re both whimsical and practical. Questionable flavor aside, I’ve created an unshakable image in my mind of his beady chocolate-chip eyes, and I can’t say I like it. Implausibly, the latest iteration of the Spongebob Popsicle is even creepier, with chocolate chips for eyes rather than his trademark gumballs. ![]() It’s a formative, unifying childhood experience for many to order a Spongebob Popsicle from the ice cream truck and receive a maimed, abstracted interpretation of the beloved cartoon character-nightmare fodder indeed. Last week we discussed Padma Lakshmi’s departure from Top Chef. ![]() Welcome to Delicious or Distressing, where we rate recent food memes, videos, and other entertainment news. ![]()
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